The New York Times dishes on a dictatorial corporate lawyer unhappy with a recent takeout sushi order. He asked a paralegal to research other nearby raw fish options. The result spanned three pages, included eight footnotes and two exhibits (menus). The juiciest part? The paralegal's grammatically tortured conclusion: "I would hope you find the report helpful in choosing the restaurant from which your dinner will be ordered on a going-forward basis." (via Slate)
