Betterness is a blog, so it's only proper to post about a pet. In this case, my wife's cat Slate. Now, I am a dog person. Cats are too snobby for me most of the time. Independent. Callous, even. My wife has two cats. Sky, a mottled tabby (I think) who wants little to do with the humans in the house but feed her and scratch her when an itch seizes her rump.
Slate is the other cat. His fur begins gray and ends black. He and I began life together tolerating each other. Now, I hate to admit, he's growing on me a little.
Not that he makes it easy. To get my attention, Slate strategically places himself exactly where my next step will fall. He dares me -- dares me, I say -- to crush his spine with the weight of my body and feed him through tubes the rest of his days. Every day is a miracle when I avoid stepping on that cat.
The cat likes to butt heads. Literally. This may be common, but it still strikes me as if he's the kid in the class who had to wear a helmet. The cat simply saunters up to me, lowers his head, and rams it into my face. Perhaps this is his way of saying, "Dude!" I'm not sure. The cat will meow, loudly, for no reason. This too may be common, as is the bolting from one room to another simply because it's time to change room rightthisverysecond.
Now, the cat has one peculiarity that I have not heard of before. If Jenny and I set the alarm for 7:00 a.m., the cat will be in the room just before the alarm goes off. And he will start meowing. And pacing. And butting heads. And he continues his tirade if we hit the snooze bar. He does not stop until we are up.
At first, I thought it was coincidence. Perhaps he was hungry. But we made sure the cats had plenty of food and water. We tried to lock the door. The cat will ram the door with his head.
Somehow this cat can sense when we're supposed to get up. Unfortunately, the damn animal doesn't understand weekends. Every day is Sunday to Slate.
Weird.
Okay, now I've written about a pet. That should suffice for an entry today. One more day of writing. And not a single edit, even for grammar or spelling.
I refuse to re-read this post. I refuse to berate myself for something so banal. I'll just put it up for the world (Dave and my mom, most likely) to read.
More tomorrow.